May 2009
5 posts
If anyone see's this boy, kidnap him, tie him up,...
WWWHHHHYYYYY????
No smoking: Day 1
It’s been 2 hours now without a cigarette. I’m starting to feel…ill lol. I want one soooooooo bad! So here’s what I see happening over the next few hours:
I will definitely have chewed off all of my finger nails within the next hour.
In another two hours, I may have no hair left.
3 hours, things are gonna start getting scarey. I’m talking demon shit up in this...
April 2009
11 posts
The Most Heart Warming Thing I've Ever Seen!
Read the story before watching the video. If you don’t cry, you’re a heartless bitch!
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92464?fp=1
Catch the FEVER!
TWO! That’s right, TWO hot black men mixing all night long!
Lavish Nightclub, London, Ontario is the official host of FEVER with DJ DEKO-ZE and DJ Kevin Evans (Ha-a-a-y!)… See the details here: http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=1&id=611192447&view=all#/event.php?eid=70452663650&ref=ts
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or...”
– Joan Rivers
Everybody Poops!
I recently was listening to Channel 95.5, a Detroit radio station, and they featured a segment called “Second Date Update”.
This woman by the name of Crystal called in and explained to Mojo (the DJ) that she had just been on the most amazing date. It started off at the guys house, they chilled out, had a drink, and got to know each other. They headed off to dinner, then the movies,...
“If it’s got tits or tires it’s sure to give you problems!”
Tim Horton's In Petrolia ON, YOU SUCK!
I was just at Tim Horton’s here in the stick in the mud town of Petrolia, where I live, and had yet another horrible experience…
My order was very simple, A large double-double with milk, and a plain bagel, NOT TOASTED, with herb and garlic cream cheese.
I get over to the counter where the girl is making my bagel and she starts toasting it!
“That’s not toasted”, I...
Updated Links
I just added GayDarRadio and ElectricFM to the nav bar on the left. Feel free to check these two sites out. GayDar is a british station, and clearly gay, and EFM is american. Take your pick and tell me who you think plays better music *cough* GayDar *cough* :P
Key Lime Donut: Not So Limey Afterall!
So I just had one of the new “Key Lime” donuts from Tim Horton’s, and after a 20 minute speech from the lady waiting on me about how sour they were, I discovered that they just aren’t that “limey”. It didn’t make my mouth dance like I had expected and, therefore, I give it a 5/10. Nice effort though mister Horton!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
We’ve seen this all before, and if you haven’t, then you’re living under a rock…
Working at a retail store I see this horrible tragedy every day and I just don’t understand it. Why do older woman find the need to dye their hair these ugly colours! Orange is not a suitable hair colour for a 50+ woman, it just isn’t. Especially when your gray roots are showing,...
March 2009
15 posts
“I think I need to stop playing with my twitter, it’s becoming addictive!”
– B Scott
“Don’t deep throat the cock on air!”
– Kevin Evans
My 2009 Juno Experience
Tonight was all about Canadian Music as Russell Peters, a very funny Canadian comedian, hosted the 2009 Juno Awards in Vancouver, BC.
All-in-all my verdict on the entire show, beginning to finish, was that it was pretty boring. Although Russell is extremely funny, we didn’t see enough of him to keep the show rolling. Instead, we were left with boring and scripted presenters, a very...
Comments! Yay!
There’s now the ability to comment on anything I post! Woohooo!
Thanks to the kind people at DISQUS who made a very easy and short tutorial to follow to get the comment feature installed.
Oh and Kevin Evans… You’re welcome :D
Cookie monster may have a problem... Intervention?
bfamous:
Cookie Monster May have a problem :(
ShakeNTZ:
HAHA, I had to reblog this… it’s just too funny not too! :P
California banning black cars???
I heard today, on the radio (Channel 95.5 Detroit), that California has decided that, to reduce carbon emissions, they are banning dark-hued vehicles, specifically those that are black. If these were people, I’d say they were racist, but since we’re talking about vehicles here, I just think it’s plain stupid. Yes, in theory, it sounds like a good idea, being that darker coloured...
I grabbed this off the radio today and I love it!...
Special Thanks :D
I just wanted to give a very special thank you to Kevin Evans for giving me the name Shake N TZ :)
I’ll cherish it forever :P
My First Rant
I decided I would start blogging again. Previously I would bitch about all kinds of things that I found to be ironic, or just plain stupid, daily experiences I had, and of course, my relationship.
Today marks day one of many rants to come, luckily this one won’t take long.
Here’s my bitch. I spent all this time going through one blog site after another and then finally decided to...
Twat?
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